Mark’s top ten worst footie songs ever in all their wonderous glory!

1. Glenn Hoddle & Chris Waddle – Diamond Lights. 1987. No.12. (Mark Hammond shoutout)

2. Gazza & Lindisfarne – Fog On The Tyne. 1990. No.2.

3. Liverpool FC – Anfield Rap. 1988. No.3. (Ross Marley shoutout)

4. Kevin Keegan – Head Over Heels In Love. 1979. No.31.

5. Basil Boli & Chris Waddle – We’ve Got A Feeling. 1991.

6. Ant & Dec – We’re On The Ball. England 2002, No. 3.

7. Ruud Gullit – Not The Dancing Kind. 1984

8. Peter Shilton – We’re England Underneath (Nigel Byatt Shoutout)

9. Exeter City – Exeter, Oh Exeter. 1999.

10. Ian Wright – Do The Right Thing. 1993. No.43.

Special Mention: Daryl Hall & Sounds Of Blackness – Gloryland 1994 USA WC Song.

Feel free to share your majestically horrendous favorites too!


Shots On Target 06/23/2017 – Episode 4

Join Dennis and Mark as this week they discuss the ideas of the International Football Association Board, cover the Confederations Cup and Euro U21s along with chat about the Cristiano Ronaldo saga. The fellas then talk about current transfers & rumors and review a poor week for the Portland Timbers and finally, they reveal their top ten footie lookie-likeys and there’s some beauts in there for sure! 14679100404757

Mark’s Top Ten Footie Lookie-Likeys!

Joe Hart & Russ Abbott

Mezut Ozil & Enzo Ferrari

Karim Benzema & Shia LeBeouf

Dimitar Berbatov & Andy Garcia

Ivica Olic & Daniel Craig

David Luiz & Sideshow Bob

Michael Ballack & Matt Damon

Tony Hibbert & Vladimir Putin

Angel Di Maria & Franz Kafka

Kevin De Bruyne & Prince Harry

Shots On Target 06/16/2017 – Episode 3

The fellas are back with another episode as they review the World Cup qualifiers and friendlies, delight in England’s U20s World Cup win, talk a little MLS, and delve into the transfers & rumors of the week. Dennis & Mark also preview the upcoming Confederations Cup which starts on Saturday in Russia and finally, for a bit of fun, they give us their best XI picking only 1 player from each European country.